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Tuesday, September 21, 2010

The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

When you get a transfusion in a Taiwanese hospital, you get Taipei blood.

If a grenade were thrown into a kitchen in France, it would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

She was but a whiskey maker, yet he loved her still.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

A small boy swallowed some change. When his grandmother called the hospital to ask about his condition the nurse told her, "no change yet."

A sign on the lawn of a drug rehab center said: "Keep Off the Grass."